Breaking: Malia Obama Arrested Again, Complete Media Blackout

The Obama family is prominence undoubtedly. Not only did they not notice Malia Obama’s catch in 2016 for giving her more youthful kin’s Girl Scout troop with “enough whip-its to drop a gathering of all around kept alpacas,”, yet they fail to report Malia Obama’s bloogie catch a month back too. It’s for all intents and purposes like you can’t give a record of whatever could possibly have occurred considering the way that there aren’t adequate “sources.” A month back, Malia was busted by grounds security at Harvard as she and a buddy were found using a “white, fine substance” in the women’s shower room. The family’s lawful instructor got them off because the powder, while in certainty “talcum,” wasn’t adequate of a genuine prescription to blame them for, so we may never fathom what they were passing on since they were never strip-looked. As demonstrated by the report, Obama was found with “more than 11 grams” of key oils that had she been in Alabama, would have been a wrongdoing. B